The Truth

You're not struggling.
You're suffocating inside a box
that was never fucking yours.

This isn't for the person testing the waters. This is for the person who already knows. Who has proven it. Who is sitting at "good" — with real clients, real results, real credibility — and is done settling for good when phenomenal is right goddamn there.

You know the gap. The systems that never got built. The brand that still doesn't feel like you. The offer suite half-finished for two years. The team that doesn't exist because you've been too busy holding it all together with sheer will and an overflowing inbox.

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The chaos isn't hustle. The pivoting isn't strategy. And that ceiling you keep smashing your head against isn't the market — it's the infrastructure you never had time to build.

Brutally Honest

Is this actually you?

The 3+ Year Operator

You're a coach or consultant who knows your shit, gets results, and is done with hustle. The goal is a legacy business — not a side project with a Stripe account and a midnight-Canva logo.

Doing Good — and Going Insane

You're not in survival mode, you're in stagnation mode. You can see the gap clear as day. You've got more in you and no machine to run it through.

Leaving Corporate Right

Two decades of expertise. Credentials, methodology, contacts. You want to step out of corporate directly into a fully operational business — no two-year stumble.

Building for Legacy

You're not here for a launch spike. You're building something that outlasts a single offer cycle — with your voice baked in and systems that work without you in the room.

— Not For You If —

You're still wondering if coaching is for you. You want to hand over your business and disappear. You're looking for a shortcut that doesn't require you to show up, lead, and decide.

— Built For You If —

You're a serious professional, exhausted from building alone, suffocating inside a framework that was never yours — and ready to invest in building the real thing. Once. With the right team. For good.

90

What This Actually Is

A 90-day
done-for-you
business build.

Kicked off with the most powerful — and most necessary — week of your business life. No courses. No modules. No "here's your homework, report back in two weeks." We build it. Our team. Your vision. 90 days. Real deliverables across every area.

Brand Content Tech Systems Website Funnels Copy Team Launch

The Estate

Paradise Villas Nosara

7 Days · 8 Nights

THE SETTING PARADISE VILLAS NOSARA

Where paradise meets purpose.

Nosara, Costa Rica January 18–24, 2027

01 / 08

EXPLORE PARADISE VILLAS

A private retreat setting in Costa Rica.

Phase 1 - The Preparation

Before the immersion, we get fucking clear.

The seven days in Costa Rica start before you land — strategically and energetically.

01

Strategic Preparation

2-hour deep-dive strategy session

Market research + offer clarity

Strategic direction for the immersion

02

Energetic Preparation

Premium Group coaching with Suzanne + Paige

4 Reiki sessions with Chrissy

Crystal consultation + support

Phase 2 - The Kick Off

Seven days.
No assumptions.

We don't build on guesswork. We don't build inside someone else's box. We build on truth — and truth takes seven days to pull out properly.

01

The Lucrative AF Offer

Tear down what isn't working. Rebuild the offer suite, the pricing, the signature you can say out loud with zero apology.

02

Stop Being the Bottleneck

Map the team, build the SOPs, systematize what's been living in your overloaded head. Leave with a real delegation framework.

03

The Real Client Journey

Not the sales-page version. The real one — every touchpoint, every handoff, every moment that creates raving alumni.

04

Brand + Photoshoot

Voice. Visual identity. Then we shoot. Hero, lifestyle, behind-the-scenes — edited, ready to use Monday morning.

05

Lucrative Connections

Your full 90-day content strategy locked. Video shot. Platform presence dialed. Never stare at a blank caption box again.

06

Sell Without the Sleaze

Lead-gen ecosystem built. A sales process that feels like you — conversion without the ick.

07

Empire Frequency

Leadership identity. CEO clarity. The version of you who can actually hold what we're about to build.

✓

— You Leave With —

Not just clarity. Real deliverables.

Branded photoshoot. Reels and professional B-roll. Seven completed workbooks. Clarity and an established brand voice. Refined signature offer. Signature events fully planned. Not intentions. Not homework. Done.

Body reset · 4:00pm

The Daily Rhythm

Deep work.
Real restoration.

We don't do hustle porn. We do not glorify burning yourself down. We build deep, sustainable, transformational — because that's the only kind of kickoff worth having.

Morning

Guided meditation. Breakfast together. The conversations before the work begins.
9:00 – 12:00

Workshop + breakouts. The BGA team in the room. Capturing everything.
12:00 – 12:45

Lunch. Real food. Breathe. The biggest breakthroughs happen at this table.
1:00 – 4:00

Afternoon session. Deeper work. Content shoots. Refinement. Building.
4:00 – 5:30

Body reset. Yoga, massage, sound journey, drum circle, beach. Non-negotiable.
Evening

Dinner together, then the night is yours. Rest. Connect. Let it settle.

Phase 3 - The Build

You go home.
We go to work.

For 90 days, our full team executes across every area of your business — while you do the one thing you're actually supposed to be doing right now. Leading it.

Month 01 01

Brand + Content

→ Logo, brand mark, every file format
→ Color system + typography
→ Branded Canva template library
→ Welcome + nurture email sequence
→ Full sales page for signature offer
→ First 30 posts in your voice
→ Lead magnet — copy + design — done

Month 02 02

Tech + Systems + Website

→ Full signature CRM build
→ Booking + automated reminders
→ Client onboarding automation
→ Payment + contract workflow
→ Full website — built, QA'd, live
→ Lead magnet opt-in funnel
→ Every SOP written and stored

Month 03 03

Team + Launch

→ Role clarity across every function
→ Role-specific team training
→ Soft launch + systems check
→ A/B testing on opt-in + sales
→ Email sequences sharpened by data
→ Full coordinated public launch
→ Day 90 debrief + handoff

Phase 4 · After The Build

The 90 days end.
The support doesn't.

Your business is built. Your access to the ecosystem continues.

VIP Community

Stay connected inside the Leveraged AF VIP Skool group for the remainder of your access year.

CRM Access

Keep your CRM running for the remainder of your access year — without additional billing.

Tech Support

Ongoing tech support calls with Chrissy so you don't get stuck figuring everything out alone.

Weekly Coaching

Continued coaching calls with Amy, Chrissy, Suzanne and Paige to keep you moving forward.

Service Discounts

Exclusive discounts on additional services when you need more support or implementation.

Event Discounts

Get discounts on future Lucrative AF events and keep investing in your next level.

Beyond the build

You don't get built
and left alone.

You get the ecosystem to keep leveraging what we built together.

&

Your Hosts

Strategy without identity shifts
is just expensive confusion.

Suzanne and Paige, founders of Brain Grenade Agency

— The Founders —

Suzanne & Paige

— The Brain Grenade Agency —

Suzanne and Paige built The Brain Grenade Agency because the coaching industry was full of shit—and someone had to actually fix it.

Suzanne brings 20+ years of demolishing the soft-serve, feel-good fluff that keeps people stuck. She doesn't do generic frameworks or motivational noise. She tears down the mental roadblocks, eliminates the excuses, and walks you through every step of building a real path to the empire you've been sitting on.

Paige ensures transformation shows up in how you lead, decide, and execute, rather than stopping at insight. With 15+ years in emotional intelligence, and human behavior, as well as operations experience, she works at the level most business coaches never touch: the identity driving every decision, system, and result. She identifies where unconscious patterns are sabotaging your leadership, where your operations are built from survival instead of clarity, and where growth is capped by an outdated version of you and closes the gap.

Together, they cover the full picture: the mindset, the strategy, the systems, and the identity underneath all of it. No fluff. No disconnected advice. No shortcuts. Just two women who are dead serious about unfucking your brain and helping you build an empire that actually lasts.

Website www.braingrenadeagency.com

Receipts

From the coaches and consultants who
stopped settling.

Press play. They'll tell you exactly what changed.

Nell Tice

Coach

Kimberly Bachmeier Anderson

Coach

Libby Dalcamo Harris

Consultant

Elysia Buss

Coach

Keri Darling

Coach

Rachel Mateo

Consultant · Alumna

Beth Robins

Coach · Alumna

Take-Home

You leave with
real deliverables.

Not homework you'll never do. A branded photoshoot, reels, professional B-roll, business clarity, a refined brand voice, a strengthened signature offer, and signature events planned out — real assets and direction you can use. You'll complete six workbooks during the immersion. Workbook seven is completed afterward with your coaches, as part of the journey into your 90-day build. No more "I'll figure it out later."

✓ Branded Photoshoot

✓ Reels + Professional B-Roll

✓ Business Clarity + Brand Voice

✓ Refined Signature Offer

✓ Signature Events Planned

✓ 7 Workbooks (6 On-Site + 1 in Coaching)

The Lucrative AF Retreat

Experience Lucrative AF.

You're not struggling.
You're suffocating inside a box
that was never fucking yours.

Is this actually you?

The 3+ Year Operator

Doing Good — and Going Insane

Leaving Corporate Right

Building for Legacy

A 90-day
done-for-you
business build.

Where paradise meets purpose.

Before the immersion, we get fucking clear.

Strategic Preparation

Energetic Preparation

Seven days.
No assumptions.

The Lucrative AF Offer

Stop Being the Bottleneck

The Real Client Journey

Brand + Photoshoot

Lucrative Connections

Sell Without the Sleaze

Empire Frequency

Not just clarity. Real deliverables.

Deep work.
Real restoration.

You go home.
We go to work.

Brand + Content

Tech + Systems + Website

Team + Launch

The 90 days end.
The support doesn't.

VIP Community

CRM Access

Tech Support

Weekly Coaching

Service Discounts

Event Discounts

You don't get built
and left alone.

Strategy without identity shifts
is just expensive confusion.

From the coaches and consultants who
stopped settling.

You leave with
real deliverables.

You have been
good long
enough.

The Lucrative AF Retreat

Experience Lucrative AF.

You're not struggling. You're suffocating inside a box that was never fucking yours.

Is this actually you?

The 3+ Year Operator

Doing Good — and Going Insane

Leaving Corporate Right

Building for Legacy

A 90-day done-for-you business build.

Before the immersion, we get fucking clear.

Strategic Preparation

Energetic Preparation

Seven days. No assumptions.

The Lucrative AF Offer

Stop Being the Bottleneck

The Real Client Journey

Brand + Photoshoot

Lucrative Connections

Sell Without the Sleaze

Empire Frequency

Not just clarity. Real deliverables.

Deep work. Real restoration.

You go home. We go to work.

Brand + Content

Tech + Systems + Website

Team + Launch

The 90 days end. The support doesn't.

VIP Community

CRM Access

Tech Support

Weekly Coaching

Service Discounts

Event Discounts

You don't get built and left alone.

Strategy without identity shifts is just expensive confusion.

From the coaches and consultants who stopped settling.

You leave with real deliverables.

You have been good long enough.

You're not struggling.
You're suffocating inside a box
that was never fucking yours.

A 90-day
done-for-you
business build.

Seven days.
No assumptions.

Deep work.
Real restoration.

You go home.
We go to work.

The 90 days end.
The support doesn't.

You don't get built
and left alone.

Strategy without identity shifts
is just expensive confusion.

From the coaches and consultants who
stopped settling.

You leave with
real deliverables.

You have been
good long
enough.