The Truth

You're not struggling.
You're suffocating inside a box
that was never fucking yours.

This isn't for the person testing the waters. This is for the person who already knows. Who has proven it. Who is sitting at "good" — with real clients, real results, real credibility — and is done settling for good when phenomenal is right goddamn there.

You know the gap. The systems that never got built. The brand that still doesn't feel like you. The offer suite half-finished for two years. The team that doesn't exist because you've been too busy holding it all together with sheer will and an overflowing inbox.

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The chaos isn't hustle. The pivoting isn't strategy. And that ceiling you keep smashing your head against isn't the market — it's the infrastructure you never had time to build.

Brutally Honest

Is this actually you?

The 3+ Year Operator

You're a coach or consultant who knows your shit, gets results, and is done with hustle. The goal is a legacy business — not a side project with a Stripe account and a midnight-Canva logo.

Doing Good — and Going Insane

You're not in survival mode, you're in stagnation mode. You can see the gap clear as day. You've got more in you and no machine to run it through.

Leaving Corporate Right

Two decades of expertise. Credentials, methodology, contacts. You want to step out of corporate directly into a fully operational business — no two-year stumble.

Building for Legacy

You're not here for a launch spike. You're building something that outlasts a single offer cycle — with your voice baked in and systems that work without you in the room.

— Not For You If —

You're still wondering if coaching is for you. You want to hand over your business and disappear. You're looking for a shortcut that doesn't require you to show up, lead, and decide.

— Built For You If —

You're a serious professional, exhausted from building alone, suffocating inside a framework that was never yours — and ready to invest in building the real thing. Once. With the right team. For good.

90

What This Actually Is

A 90-day
done-for-you
business build.

Kicked off with the most powerful — and most necessary — week of your business life. No courses. No modules. No "here's your homework, report back in two weeks." We build it. Our team. Your vision. 90 days. Real deliverables across every area.

Brand Content Tech Systems Website Funnels Copy Team Launch

The Estate

Paradise Villas Nosara

7 Days · 8 Nights

The Preparation

Before the immersion,
we get fucking clear.

The seven days in Costa Rica don't start when you land. They start with the work we do beforehand. First, we figure out what's actually happening in your business and your market. Then we prepare you — strategically and energetically — to make the most of the immersion.

01

Strategy Session

Two hours.
Zero guesswork.

Before we make a single move, we need to understand what the fuck is actually going on.

You'll go through a 2-hour deep-dive strategy session designed to uncover the real opportunities, gaps, and priorities inside your business.

→ Current market analysis
→ Market + competitive research
→ Offer + positioning review
→ Identify gaps + opportunities
→ Clarify your highest-leverage priorities
→ Build the strategic direction for the immersion

We don't build from assumptions.
We build from intelligence.

02

Preparation

Get ready
to go all in.

Once the strategy is clear, you're not left to figure everything out on your own.

Before the immersion, you'll have preliminary coaching calls with Suzanne + Paige inside the Premium Group to get aligned, ask questions, and make sure you're coming into the experience ready to do the work.

You'll also receive four Reiki sessions with Chrissy, plus a crystal consultation — giving you space to prepare not just your business, but yourself, for what's about to happen.

→ Preliminary coaching with Suzanne + Paige
→ Premium Group preparation + support
→ Four Reiki sessions with Chrissy
→ Crystal consultation
→ Questions answered before you arrive
→ Strategy tightened and aligned
→ Ready to make the most of your seven days

You don't show up wondering what you're supposed to do.
You show up ready.

The Kickoff

Seven days.
No assumptions.

We don't build on guesswork. We don't build inside someone else's box. We build on truth — and truth takes seven days to pull out properly.

01

The Lucrative AF Offer

Tear down what isn't working. Rebuild the offer suite, the pricing, the signature you can say out loud with zero apology.

02

Stop Being the Bottleneck

Map the team, build the SOPs, systematize what's been living in your overloaded head. Leave with a real delegation framework.

03

The Real Client Journey

Not the sales-page version. The real one — every touchpoint, every handoff, every moment that creates raving alumni.

04

Brand + Photoshoot

Voice. Visual identity. Then we shoot. Hero, lifestyle, behind-the-scenes — edited, ready to use Monday morning.

05

Lucrative Connections

Your full 90-day content strategy locked. Video shot. Platform presence dialed. Never stare at a blank caption box again.

06

Sell Without the Sleaze

Lead-gen ecosystem built. VSLs filmed. A sales process that feels like you — conversion without the ick.

07

Empire Frequency

Leadership identity. CEO clarity. The version of you who can actually hold what we're about to build.

✓

— You Leave With —

A hard drive of done.

Brand photoshoot. VSLs scripted + filmed. Reels. Signature talk on camera. Seven workbooks. Not intentions. Not homework. Done.

Body reset · 4:00pm

The Daily Rhythm

Deep work.
Real restoration.

We don't do hustle porn. We do not glorify burning yourself down. We build deep, sustainable, transformational — because that's the only kind of kickoff worth having.

Morning

Guided meditation. Breakfast together. The conversations before the work begins.
9:00 – 12:00

Workshop + breakouts. The BGA team in the room. Capturing everything.
12:00 – 12:45

Lunch. Real food. Breathe. The biggest breakthroughs happen at this table.
1:00 – 4:00

Afternoon session. Deeper work. Content shoots. Refinement. Building.
4:00 – 5:30

Body reset. Yoga, massage, sound journey, drum circle, beach. Non-negotiable.
Evening

Dinner together, then the night is yours. Rest. Connect. Let it settle.

The Build

You go home.
We go to work.

For 90 days, our full team executes across every area of your business — while you do the one thing you're actually supposed to be doing right now. Leading it.

Month 01 01

Brand + Content

→ Logo, brand mark, every file format
→ Color system + typography
→ Branded Canva template library
→ Welcome + nurture email sequence
→ Full sales page for signature offer
→ First 30 posts in your voice
→ Lead magnet — copy + design — done

Month 02 02

Tech + Systems + Website

→ Full signature CRM build
→ Booking + automated reminders
→ Client onboarding automation
→ Payment + contract workflow
→ Full website — built, QA'd, live
→ Lead magnet opt-in funnel
→ Every SOP written and stored

Month 03 03

Team + Launch

→ Role clarity across every function
→ Role-specific team training
→ Soft launch + systems check
→ A/B testing on opt-in + sales
→ Email sequences sharpened by data
→ Full coordinated public launch
→ Day 90 debrief + handoff

After The Build

The 90 days end.
The support doesn't.

Your build may be done. Your access to the ecosystem isn't.

Once your 90-day Done-For-You Build is complete, you don't get handed the keys and sent on your way. You continue getting access to the people, tools, community, support, and perks that help you actually leverage everything we built together.

Here's What You Keep

01

VIP Community

VIP access inside the Leveraged AF Skool community.

Stay connected inside the VIP group for the remainder of your access year.

02

CRM Access

Keep the machine running.

Keep access to the CRM for the remainder of your access year — without additional billing.

03

Tech Support

Don't get stuck in tech limbo.

Get access to ongoing tech support calls with Chrissy, so you don't have to figure out the tech shit alone.

04

Weekly Coaching Calls

Keep getting in the room.

Get access to calls with Amy, Chrissy, Suzanne & Paige to keep you supported, accountable, and moving forward.

05

Service Discounts

Need more? We've got you.

Get exclusive discounts on additional services when you need more support, strategy, or implementation.

06

Event Discounts

The next experience costs less.

Get discounts on future Lucrative AF events so you can keep investing in yourself and your business.

The Point

You don't get built
and left alone.

You get the ecosystem to keep leveraging what we built.

Keep Going

Build it.
Leverage it.
Keep going.

Because the goal was never to give you a bunch of shiny new systems and wish you luck.

The goal is to give you the infrastructure, support, access, and community to actually use them.

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Your Hosts

Strategy without identity shifts
is just expensive confusion.

Suzanne and Paige, founders of Brain Grenade Agency

— The Founders —

Suzanne & Paige

— The Brain Grenade Agency —

Suzanne and Paige built The Brain Grenade Agency because the coaching industry was full of shit—and someone had to actually fix it.

Suzanne brings 20+ years of demolishing the soft-serve, feel-good fluff that keeps people stuck. She doesn't do generic frameworks or motivational noise. She tears down the mental roadblocks, eliminates the excuses, and walks you through every step of building a real path to the empire you've been sitting on.

Paige ensures transformation shows up in how you lead, decide, and execute, rather than stopping at insight. With 15+ years in emotional intelligence, and human behavior, as well as operations experience, she works at the level most business coaches never touch: the identity driving every decision, system, and result. She identifies where unconscious patterns are sabotaging your leadership, where your operations are built from survival instead of clarity, and where growth is capped by an outdated version of you and closes the gap.

Together, they cover the full picture: the mindset, the strategy, the systems, and the identity underneath all of it. No fluff. No disconnected advice. No shortcuts. Just two women who are dead serious about unfucking your brain and helping you build an empire that actually lasts.

Website www.braingrenadeagency.com

Receipts

From the coaches and consultants who
stopped settling.

Press play. They'll tell you exactly what changed.

Aubrey Sanchez

Coach · Alumna

→

Laura Fitz-Simmons

Coach · Alumna

→

Rachel Mateo

Consultant · Alumna

→

Beth Robins

Coach · Alumna

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Take-Home

You leave with
professional content.

Not homework you'll never do. A full brand photoshoot, VSLs, reels, signature talks, behind-the-scenes — everything you need to hit the ground running on Monday. No more "I'll create content later." No more DIY shit that makes you cringe.

✓ Brand Photoshoot

✓ VSLs Filmed

✓ Reels Captured

✓ Signature Talk

✓ 7 Workbooks

✓ Hard Drive Ready

Good is not your fucking destiny.

You're not struggling.
You're suffocating inside a box
that was never fucking yours.

Is this actually you?

The 3+ Year Operator

Doing Good — and Going Insane

Leaving Corporate Right

Building for Legacy

A 90-day
done-for-you
business build.

Before the immersion,
we get fucking clear.

Two hours.
Zero guesswork.

Get ready
to go all in.

Seven days.
No assumptions.

The Lucrative AF Offer

Stop Being the Bottleneck

The Real Client Journey

Brand + Photoshoot

Lucrative Connections

Sell Without the Sleaze

Empire Frequency

A hard drive of done.

Deep work.
Real restoration.

You go home.
We go to work.

Brand + Content

Tech + Systems + Website

Team + Launch

The 90 days end.
The support doesn't.

VIP access inside the Leveraged AF Skool community.

Keep the machine running.

Don't get stuck in tech limbo.

Keep getting in the room.

Need more? We've got you.

The next experience costs less.

You don't get built
and left alone.

Build it.
Leverage it.
Keep going.

Strategy without identity shifts
is just expensive confusion.

From the coaches and consultants who
stopped settling.

You leave with
professional content.

You have been
good long
enough.

Good is not your fucking destiny.

You're not struggling. You're suffocating inside a box that was never fucking yours.

Is this actually you?

The 3+ Year Operator

Doing Good — and Going Insane

Leaving Corporate Right

Building for Legacy

A 90-day done-for-you business build.

Before the immersion, we get fucking clear.

Two hours. Zero guesswork.

Get ready to go all in.

Seven days. No assumptions.

The Lucrative AF Offer

Stop Being the Bottleneck

The Real Client Journey

Brand + Photoshoot

Lucrative Connections

Sell Without the Sleaze

Empire Frequency

A hard drive of done.

Deep work. Real restoration.

You go home. We go to work.

Brand + Content

Tech + Systems + Website

Team + Launch

The 90 days end. The support doesn't.

VIP access inside the Leveraged AF Skool community.

Keep the machine running.

Don't get stuck in tech limbo.

Keep getting in the room.

Need more? We've got you.

The next experience costs less.

You don't get built and left alone.

Build it. Leverage it. Keep going.

Strategy without identity shifts is just expensive confusion.

From the coaches and consultants who stopped settling.

You leave with professional content.

You have been good long enough.

You're not struggling.
You're suffocating inside a box
that was never fucking yours.

A 90-day
done-for-you
business build.

Before the immersion,
we get fucking clear.

Two hours.
Zero guesswork.

Get ready
to go all in.

Seven days.
No assumptions.

Deep work.
Real restoration.

You go home.
We go to work.

The 90 days end.
The support doesn't.

You don't get built
and left alone.

Build it.
Leverage it.
Keep going.

Strategy without identity shifts
is just expensive confusion.

From the coaches and consultants who
stopped settling.

You leave with
professional content.

You have been
good long
enough.